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A Directioner from District 4, searching Tumblr, Time and Space in an attempt to discover what the Function of a Rubber Duck really is. reblog what I want, when I want.
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thatsmyteam:

zayn-rollercoaster:

payneus:

niallers-beautiful-smile:

horannipples:

but hOLY SHIT

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Holy fudge

This is not acceptable Niall. Go put your polo shirt back on.

OH MY OVARIES. FUCK

aw bby im so proud you kept your new years reso…. GET IN MY FUCKING BED YOU FUCKING LEPRECHAUN FUCK. I HAVE GUINNESS. 

missus-styles:

I don’t have a lottie give
And I don’t have a lottie show
I can’t come up with a lottie rhymes
But Lottie, will you please follow? 

I know you get a lottie tags,
And for sure you get a lottie notes
While I’m just here with a lottie love
And for a follow, I’ve give a lottie more. 

A lottie asks I’ve sent to you,
And a lottie fans you’ve answered too,
But I was never one of them,
And it surely makes me a lottie blue. 



Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

HAHA THIS IS WHEN HE WAS LEAVINGG THE CONCERT

graceguerrero:

Meanwhile in Australia, our police officers on duty..

graceguerrero:

Meanwhile in Australia, our police officers on duty..